Monthly Archives: December 2010

Late Night with Coconut Water (Poem)

Late Night with Coconut Water by Cody Clarke It’s 10:45 but it’s 3:45 because it always seems later when you’re dehydrated and I’m drinking a big can of coconut juice like it’s a tall boy getting my energy back after … Continue reading

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Emma Portraits

Two new portraits up on Flickr of my co-star from DVD Talk and Shredder: Emma Wall Emma Window

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Total Fretboard Memorization

Lately I’ve been working on total fretboard memorization. When I say total, I mean knowing exactly what a note is just by seeing the fret/string. No thought, no figuring it out based on its proximity to other areas you do … Continue reading

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On Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman is my favorite superhero. The comics don’t interest me much, but the mid-70’s TV series is absolutely brilliant. I have no idea if its humor is unintentional, calculated, or a hybrid, and I don’t care, because it works. … Continue reading

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Two New Portraits

Been getting back into doing portraits lately. Just put up two new ones on Flickr: Toni Tiger Tits If you are in the NYC area and would like me to take your portrait, send a photo to: cody (at) codyclarke … Continue reading

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My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010 3. My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010 2. My Favorite Albums of 2010 1. My Favorite Films of 2010

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My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010

10. Inch number four 9. Inch number six 8. Inch number two 7. Inch number five 6. Inch number eight 5. Inch number nine 4. Inch number seven 3. Inch number three 2. Inch number one 1. Inch number ten

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