Category Archives: Stories From My Life

The Weirdest Injury

The Weirdest Injury by Cody Clarke I was in Junior High School. Professional wrestling was popular; imitating the moves, even more so. Not a lunchtime went by without kids elbowing and kicking and pile driving inanimate objects, or fake-fighting each … Continue reading

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Why I am (technically) Republican

When people see that I have listed ‘Republican’ under my ‘political views’ on Facebook, they usually assume I’m being ironic. This is understandable, as under ‘religious views’ I have listed ‘Tarvuism‘. However, it is not a joke (the republicanism, not … Continue reading

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Aikido

“I know you won’t want to go here but can we go here?” My girlfriend stares at me strongly for a moment before laughing at her feisty, vague question and the confused look on face. “What?” I chuckle. She points … Continue reading

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