Monthly Archives: January 2011

View my DVD Collection!

Started using this awesome bit of software called Delicious Library 2 the other day. You can scan in books, DVDs, CDs, whatever by pointing the UPC at your computer camera and view the covers/info on a virtual shelf. I’ve done … Continue reading

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The Woman Who Sees Me

The Woman Who Sees Me by Cody Clarke Women on treadmills Headphones blaring the songs from all the stores they frequent Emotionless as they face the world through glass Every time I walk down that street to my girlfriend’s dorm I … Continue reading

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Who Made These Rules?

The only time I’ve ever done Yoga was in High School, and it wasn’t by choice. Though my school allowed its students to select their own classes, it was a crapshoot whether one’s guidance counselor would actually program it. Mostly … Continue reading

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Accepted Vegetables in America

I’ve been trying to come up with a definitive list of ‘accepted’ vegetables in America. By accepted I mean you actually see these advertised alongside meat and dairy. They are not scoffed at, nor silently resented. They are not seen as … Continue reading

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Rich Poem

Rich Poem by Cody Clarke When I’m rich I’m gonna have a ten thousand dollar Rolex wristwatch tacked to my wall and a telescope across the room for seeing what time it is.

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The Return of Really Good Smut!

A while ago I had a blog called Really Good Smut with a bunch a friends, where we’d write humorous and surreal pornographic stories that are impossible to find titillating. We haven’t updated in about year, but now we’re back … Continue reading

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