Category Archives: Essays & Rants

Fuck LivingSocial

I recently had an awful experience with LivingSocial. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the site, it’s like GroupOn– you pay an amount of money to get a higher amount of money off of a purchase. For example, … Continue reading

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The Magic Hour

It’s 6AM in the morning and light is peeking along the sides of the drapes. The room is pitch dark otherwise. I haven’t been to sleep yet. I’m laying in my bed writing. I’m standing, writing. I’m sitting on the … Continue reading

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Who Made These Rules?

The only time I’ve ever done Yoga was in High School, and it wasn’t by choice. Though my school allowed its students to select their own classes, it was a crapshoot whether one’s guidance counselor would actually program it. Mostly … Continue reading

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Accepted Vegetables in America

I’ve been trying to come up with a definitive list of ‘accepted’ vegetables in America. By accepted I mean you actually see these advertised alongside meat and dairy. They are not scoffed at, nor silently resented. They are not seen as … Continue reading

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On Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman is my favorite superhero. The comics don’t interest me much, but the mid-70’s TV series is absolutely brilliant. I have no idea if its humor is unintentional, calculated, or a hybrid, and I don’t care, because it works. … Continue reading

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My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010 3. My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010 2. My Favorite Albums of 2010 1. My Favorite Films of 2010

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My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010

10. Inch number four 9. Inch number six 8. Inch number two 7. Inch number five 6. Inch number eight 5. Inch number nine 4. Inch number seven 3. Inch number three 2. Inch number one 1. Inch number ten

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