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Category Archives: Essays & Rants
Fuck LivingSocial
I recently had an awful experience with LivingSocial. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the site, it’s like GroupOn– you pay an amount of money to get a higher amount of money off of a purchase. For example, … Continue reading
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Tagged bad, bad customer service, better business, livingsocial, shitty, stupid, terrible
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The Magic Hour
It’s 6AM in the morning and light is peeking along the sides of the drapes. The room is pitch dark otherwise. I haven’t been to sleep yet. I’m laying in my bed writing. I’m standing, writing. I’m sitting on the … Continue reading
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Tagged advice, cody clarke, days of heaven, magic hour, terrence malick, writing
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Who Made These Rules?
The only time I’ve ever done Yoga was in High School, and it wasn’t by choice. Though my school allowed its students to select their own classes, it was a crapshoot whether one’s guidance counselor would actually program it. Mostly … Continue reading
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Tagged breaking the rules, buddhism, cody clarke, essay, hinduism, new york times, objective, power, religion, tara stiles, yoga
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Accepted Vegetables in America
I’ve been trying to come up with a definitive list of ‘accepted’ vegetables in America. By accepted I mean you actually see these advertised alongside meat and dairy. They are not scoffed at, nor silently resented. They are not seen as … Continue reading
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Tagged accepted vegetables, america, corn, diet food, iceberg lettuce, onions, peppers, potatoes, secular-progressive, sweet potatoes, tomatoes
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My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010
10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. My Favorite Top 10 Lists by Cody Clarke of 2010 3. My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010 2. My Favorite Albums of 2010 1. My Favorite Films of 2010
My Favorite Inches of my Dick of 2010
10. Inch number four 9. Inch number six 8. Inch number two 7. Inch number five 6. Inch number eight 5. Inch number nine 4. Inch number seven 3. Inch number three 2. Inch number one 1. Inch number ten
My Favorite Albums of 2010
10. Weezer – Hurley 9. Bad Religion – The Dissent of Man 8. Rick Ross – Teflon Don 7. Yngwie Malmsteen – Relentless 6. Nevermore – The Obsidian Conspiracy 5. Joe Satriani – Black Holes & Wormhole Wizards 4. Paul … Continue reading
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Tagged 2010, atheist, bad religion, blind guardian, favorite albums, high on fire, joe satriani, nevermore, paul gilbert, rick ross, weezer, yngwie malmsteen
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Terrible Things Actors Have Written To Me
Right now I’m casting two new films of mine that I’ll be shooting in 2011. I’ve been posting on Craigslist and various talent directories to find people. This is something I’ve done for years and occasionally it has been fruitful. … Continue reading
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Tagged 2010, acting, actors, audition, casting, cody clarke, headshot, nyc, resume
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IMDB’s recommendations for if you like my film, ‘Shredder’
IMDB puts together recommendations for all the movies listed on their site. Since Shredder is now listed on there, they put some up for it. I have reviewed their relevance: 1. Mr. Holland’s Opus I was actually just thinking about … Continue reading
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Tagged 2010, cody clarke, imdb, recommendations, reviews, shredder
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On Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman is my favorite superhero. The comics don’t interest me much, but the mid-70’s TV series is absolutely brilliant. I have no idea if its humor is unintentional, calculated, or a hybrid, and I don’t care, because it works. … Continue reading →